Monday, 6 February 2012

Kolo Toure might move to Russia

Roberto Mancini is scared of losing Kolo Toure to Russia because Manchester City simply cannot produce enough cheeseburgers to feed his insatiable appetite.  Also because money.

Mega rich Russians, Anzhi Makhachkala really want to take Kolo on loan with a potential permanent signing at the end of the season, and Mancini is not keen on losing one of his best defenders at this stage of the season.  Since his return from suspension for taking drugs, Toure has only been on the losing side twice out of 12 times and now that City's defence is starting to show signs of holes, the Manchester club need to make sure they keep up the heat on Manchester United.

Anzhi are believed to have offered Kolo his own personal food court at his house with like a Starbucks and a McDonalds and a KFC and also a Subway, because Subway has vegetables and that makes it healthy.  Also they will give him uhhhh an indoor beach like they have in Japan and also a home cinema that just follows him around everywhere so if he ever wants to watch a film he can.  Did you know that Tomato is a fruit?  FitbaThatba: informative.