Frank Lampard doesn't like AVB

Frank Lampard revealed that he and manager Andre Villas-Boas maybe don't get on very well.  He also reminded us that the sky is blue, Mila Kunis is hot and white middle class people are terrified of sitting near to brown people on aeroplanes incase they have to stop them from blowing up the plane.

In between trying to fit as many pies into his mouth as his human jaw would allow, Frank Lampard found the time to tell the BBC:

"I think, from the outside, you can probably see that it's not been ideal but the important thing is not to focus on individual relationships too much.

"It can only be negative and people do like to play on negatives."

Once he'd swallowed the food he said "know what I mean?" and gestured his hand towards his mouth and poked out his cheek with his tongue as if to simulate a sexual act.  The problem with this is that he wasn't actually dissing AVB at the time, he just really wanted the sausage roll I was carrying and didn't want to ask for it because that would make him look fat.  Life can be difficult sometimes.