Thursday, 23 February 2012

FC Porto are whiney bitches

Yesterday evening Manchester City did what every team with billions of pounds should do and beat a team who don't have billions of pounds 4-0 in the Europa Shield. Porto have taken the defeat well and are about to lodge the gayest complaint ever with UEFA.


FC Porto are actually going to lodge an official complaint about the harsh treatment of Hulk. What was this harsh treatment you ask? I hope it wasn't something racist! Well what the Man City fans were singing was, "you're not incredible". Seriously.

This comes after the blatant racist chants towards Balotelli in in the 1st leg. Apparently Man City players are paranoid and what they thought they heard was their own fans chanting "Kun, Kun, Kun", even though Kun Aguero wasn't actually on the pitch at the time.

City fans were also calling Hulk a "cheat" for his play acting and Porto reckon this is unsporting behaviour so will open proceedings with UEFA, even though this is probably the tamest chanting I've ever heard at a football match. There's not even a death threat. Perhaps this is a test to see how much UEFA hate English football because if Man City are punished then we know that football's governing bodies really do hate England. Considering the amount of racist chanting that happens across Europe which is met with fines of about £500, if this doesn't get laughed out of court (or the UEFA equivalent), then I promise I will never watch a Europa League game again.

I don't actually bother anyway, what a horse shit competition.