Thursday, 23 February 2012

Disney want Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Mickey Mouse was on the phone to Arsene Wenger the other day trying to get a photoshoot with new wonder winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.  Wenger panicked and hid him in the basement, then set up a small booth and tried to offer the opportunity to see him for $5 a time.

Actually, I'm just kidding about that.  Ho ho ho!  Could you tell?  Disney wanted a photo shoot with the player because he's famous or something and Arsenal said no because the shoot was too close to the weekend's game against Spurs and they are terrified he will burn out.  I think this is great idea because it's really tiring for an 18 year old to play football for a few hours a day and then stand up in front of a camera for part of an afternoon.  Who these people think he is?  Forrest Gump?