Friday, 3 February 2012

Demba Ba is cold

Demba Ba and Papiss Demba have returned from their very unsuccessful journey to Africa, just in time to help Newcastle push for a european place.  Since that might entail a trip to somewhere warm.

On his return to England, Demba tweeted:
Feels good to be back. But the cold........oh my God
And then he let loose a scream of unparalleled volume, punched a horse in the face and started sobbing uncontrollably.  "Why didn't we score any goals, Papiss?  Why are we back in this horrible place?" "Money, Demba.  Money."  And then they bought a sausage roll each and got the bus home, and then they watched Toy Story on DVD.  It was a nice day.