David Pizarro has already pissed me off since his relatively incognito move to Manchester City, by pushing Owen Hargreaves further down the pick of midfielders. I LOVE YOU OWEN
The Chilean midfielder completed a surprising loan move to Roberto Mancini's side and leaves a Roma team that he wasn't getting a game for. Hargreaves has been training really, really hard recently (I assume) and still isn't getting any playing time, which I think is an absolute travesty and this signing means his chances of getting a run for Man City anytime soon are severely lowered.
Pizarro is actually pretty awesome and available to buy for £1million at the end of his loan with the club, so if you happen to win a whole bunch of money anytime soon, I suggest you invest it wisely by buying him to hang out with you at parties. Whilst doing keepy-ups. Or if you don't come into any money, you can probably just give Hargreaves a fiver and he'll do the same. He'll actually probably be your slave at this rate.