Wednesday, 15 February 2012

David Bentley is still alive

Do not fear citizens of earth, for David Bentley is still on this mortal plane protecting us from evil.  Now his arch nemesis has relocated to America however, and the silky skilled midfielder must follow suit!


Bentley has returned to Spurs after suffering a knee injury during his time with West Ham and has decided to 'kick start' his career by making a move to MLS in the old U.S of A, according to his agent.  Harry Redknapp has handed Bentley the number 38 shirt recently vacated by Steven Pienaar and may actually give the midfielder a chance to try and capture some of the form that made him worth £15million about four years ago, and that had him as a regular fixture in the England squad.  This is pretty unlikely in fairness and in all seriousness I would actually murder every single one of my neighbours to be able to move to America, so I can understand why he'd want to go there.  Also, I don't like my neighbours.