Chris Samba has moved to Russia. Try and take a guess what club it was after I tell you that money was probably involved.
Did you get it? Well done. Anzhi Makhachkala have lured the defender with an offer of 40 billion rupees a week, or whatever it is people use in Russia, and the last laugh is on Chris Samba because this actually only works out at like £90,000. I'm joking, I actually have no idea how much he's getting paid but rest assured and happy that it's more than you will ever earn in your entire life. Happy Friday!