Sunday, 5 February 2012

Arsene Wenger loves Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Arsene Wenger lavished praise upon his latest protege, the annoyingly long named Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, following his exploits in the Gunner's defeat/raping of Blackburn on Saturday.


The 18 year old winger scored twice to underline the fact that he's probably almost definitely good enough to play in the Premier League all the time now and Arshavin can be tied to a rock and sent to the bottom of the sea.  Any excuse to give surgeons more time to investigate Gervinho's original species and how to stop his head from exploding, is also very useful.  I bet the Arsenal medical room actually looks like that laboratory in Independence Day right now.

picture of Gervinho before make-up