Monday, 27 February 2012

Arsenal make money

Arsenal reported a massive rise in profits today, making over £49.5million in the last 6 months.  Now I'm no financial expert but I think that might be because they sold two of their best players.  BUSINESS!

The news is added music to Arsene Wenger's ears after their crushing 5-2 victory against arch rivals Spurs on Sunday.  Arsenal's cash reserves now sit at about £115million which means everyone is going out to TGI Friday's for a party.  I assume the staff parties are exactly the same for footballers, where all the young people try and fuck each other, the management try not to let loose but eventually end up in the casino and the needy ones take photos of everyone to hang in their room so it looks they have loads of friends.  It's not weird if you ask them first!  I should probably take them down actually.