Russian sub Andrei Arshavin has finally decided to go back to Russia where people might actually want to see him play football. It's only a loan, but Zenit St Petersburg are the team set to accommodate the forward for the near future.
Arshavin hasn't been good for years now and the only reason any of us think he actually was is due to the three games he played quuuuite well in during Euro 2008. It's like watching the new Star Wars movies, or Simpsons episodes after the 10th season, based solely on how good they used to be. I guess most people just go and do these things anyway, so we should probably add yo momma to that list. ZING!