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Of course this story is from The Sun so it's not as if there's any actual journalism involved but I don't think that really matters anymore. If Mario Balotelli was seen exchanging a five pound note for a bottle of water in a shop, all the guys in the Sun office would start furiously trying to work out a way to make him feel awful about it. For example:
"Mario Balotelli puts shop owners out of business" - in a SHOCKING twist of Balotelli's character, he only bought water and not Coca Cola, thus ruining the tiny corner shop's profit margins. A close friend of the striker said "sometimes Mario has even seen naked girl boobs in real life". Mario was unavailable for comment"
And so on.