Thursday, 5 January 2012

Ronaldo (the real one) has Dengue Fever

We can suffer from many different types of fever. Personally I have have suffered from jungle fever and alcohol induced disco fever but luckily I have never contracted dengue fever like our poor friend Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima or Ronaldo to his friends.

Dengue fever can be fatal if it develops into hemorrhagic fever. Usually it just  feels like a really bad bout of the flu and fortunately it clears up after a couple of weeks. You get it from dirty bastard mosquitoes, they are probably the worst thing in the world after Ashley Cole.

Ronaldo has a particularly bad case of dengue fever. Side effects including insatiable appetite, swelling of the stomach, formation of multiple chins and worst of all if left untreated you eventually turn into Craig Charles and start smoking crack in the back of a taxi whilst asking the driver to buy you porn.