Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Owen Hargreaves to wear 'Sub Cam' on Man City bench

According to Who Ate All The Pies?, Owen Hargreaves is set to act as a guinea pig for Man City's latest amazing idea, 'Sub Cam', which will give fans a view of the game from a substitutes perspective.

The camera weighs 5 grammes, which is controversial because something that heavy could quite easily make Hargreaves' spine fall apart or his head fall off, but the pioneering technology would give fans of the club's YouTube channel a special pitch side view of matches.  The camera will be pinned to his shirt and I have no idea if he's happy about this.  I'd guess probably not, to be honest.  Then again, I suppose he has to earn his wage somehow and if this works he can start going undercover to expose pedophile rings, corrupt government officials and gangs.  So if you find Owen Hargreaves hiding under your bed, he's either on to you or his career has gone really weird.  Porn weird.  And there's not much you're gonna be able to do about it.  So just think about that for a minute.  Could you fend off Owen Hargreaves as he tries to aggressively have sex with you?  Would you?  So many questions, so little time.