Wednesday, 25 January 2012

Neymar has a tin statue

Neymar is awesome and the most exciting footballing prospect in the world since Andri Sigporsson in CM97/98.  Now he has a tin statue.

Despite only being 19 years old, Santos have actually put this statue up in their club museum in tribute to their star player, who just won the coveted Puskas award for 'best goal' scored in the last year.  Reports that at night the tin statue comes to life and pees all over everything have so far proven hard to provide evidence for, but I know that if I tell enough people that this happens, anything can come true.  Maybe the statue is actually Neymar frozen in time.  A cocoon, if you will.  That's a 'COcoon'.  Thought I'd emphasise that bit.