New QPR boss Mark Hughes has already started trying to throw money at other clubs to keep his side in the Premiership and of course the first place he's gone to sign someone is Roque Santa Cruz's house.
You may remember Santa Cruz from such games as 'that one where he never scored' or 'the one where he was substituted in the 55th minute' during his times at Blackburn, Man City and basically wherever else Mark Hughes has been. Currently on loan at Real Betis, the striker has found the net twice in the last two games, which is something of a goalscoring streak by his standards. If the Paraguayan doesn't take a wage cut to move to QPR, Hughes plans to buy Bobby Zamora.
Remember when Neil Warnock was sacked for wanting to buy Yakubu? Yeh well his replacement wants to buy Bobby Zamora. I can only hope if that fails he tries to sign the janitor instead or maybe even Marlon Harewood, the sexiest frog in all the land