Sunday, 22 January 2012

Mario Balotelli is a cool mother hubbard

Mario Bolochelli, as Chris Coleman seems to want to call him, extended Man City's lead at the top of the Premiership with the coolest penalty ever.  Before that he tried to stamp on Scott Parker's head.  What japes.

screen grabbed from Sky Sports
The first half was.... boring... but in an amazing second period, City scored two goals against Harry Redknapp's side, with Nasri and Lescott taking their chances.  Almost immediately after, City's token retard Stefan Savic decided to head a ball backwards for Jermain Defoe to score from, and then Gareth Bale added an extra £20 to his value by curling a shot past Joe Hart to restore the balance.  Dzeko was absolutely terrible throughout the match and was hauled off with about 20 minutes remaining for Mario Bolochelli who managed to get booked, maybe definitely on purpose stamp on Scott Parker's head and finally force the bionic man Ledley King into making a poor challenge that earned a penalty for City.

Then:  SOCCER

If there was ever evidence for the Truman Show being a real thing, whoever is writing Balotelli's comic strip is probably the best example of it.  Or as some of you call him, Jesus.