Tuesday, 10 January 2012

The King has returned

Continuing with the Lion King theme from before, Terry Henry pulled off a Simba and scored on a triumphant return to Goonerland. Henry scored the only goal in Arsenals 1-0 win over Leeds in case that wasn't clear enough.

from the Guardian
I just realised that every fucking paper is going with a King related headline. I could actually just change it but I'm not going to because that would involve using my brain. Perhaps something like "Henry scores on his comeback", yes that's creative. Or "Henry has a really good beard and tries to eat the world's largest invisible sandwich".

Yes, Thierry Henry came back and scored a goal that won the game for Arsenal, and how everybody cheered. Arsene Wenger came in his pants, as did RVP who realised that he may no longer have to score all the goals. Henry didn't really move around much but he can probably get away with just hanging around the left corner of the box and curling the ball in off the back post like he did about 4,000 times for Arsenal his first time around,

I suggest bringing them all back: Pires, Ljungberg, Gilberto Silva, that vampire guy Edu, fuck it bring back back Seaman and Dixon. Perhaps even Martin Keown and Nigel Winterburn, arguably the ugliest combination in English football history. Stan Collymore could come back, Gary Linekar, Alan Hansen, Jimmy Hill? Is Jimmy Hill still alive? Fuck knows, I need to go to bed. Bye.