Monday, 23 January 2012

Kevin Prince Boateng has sex injuries

Kevin Prince Boateng is currently injured for around a month with a thigh strain, which has apparently been caused by too much banging.  And how!

(c) of sports illustrated, linked from MirrorFootball
So I don't think any of us really blame him, because that's who he is currently pile-driving.  Melissa Satta claims that the couple have sex between 7-10 times a week and that it is her powerful love making ability that has sidelined the AC Milan midfielder.  He hasn't commented yet but I can only imagine he's actually terrified to leave his house just now because this girl is almost definitely 100% insane.  Really hot, obsessed with sex and going out with a footballer?  If he even thinks about another girl while he walks down the street I guarantee she bursts into tears and claims to be pregnant, before trying to fuck him behind the bins at the hairdressers.