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Monday, 23 January 2012
Kevin Prince Boateng has sex injuries
Kevin Prince Boateng is currently injured for around a month with a thigh strain, which has apparently been caused by too much banging. And how!
So I don't think any of us really blame him, because that's who he is currently pile-driving. Melissa Satta claims that the couple have sex between 7-10 times a week and that it is her powerful love making ability that has sidelined the AC Milan midfielder. He hasn't commented yet but I can only imagine he's actually terrified to leave his house just now because this girl is almost definitely 100% insane. Really hot, obsessed with sex and going out with a footballer? If he even thinks about another girl while he walks down the street I guarantee she bursts into tears and claims to be pregnant, before trying to fuck him behind the bins at the hairdressers.