Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Hearts don't pay their players

The SPL has charged Hearts with "with failing to behave with the utmost good faith to the SPL" after failing to pay their players on time.  I assume this is because they either have no money or because Romanov has been too busy trying to build a rocket ship for his dog.

(c) Scott Baxter www.flickr.com/scottbaxter (buy some of his prints please)
The article I read is really boring because it lists a whole bunch of dates and things that were meant to be done and yadda yadda yadda.  Hearts were supposed to pay their players by the 16th but they didn't, then the SPL got really pissed off and so did the Hearts players because it was the fourth month in a row.  Then some guy from Hearts was like 'oh ho ho I simply can't waaaait to hear what the SPL is talking about because we definitely paid them.  Just look at how happy the players are through this window' and then he pointed towards a scene he'd painted on the wall of his office.  "Isn't it nice how they play together?" he mused, but we weren't fooled.  I've seen a person before and they are not made out of crayon usually.  OK I was slightly fooled but I was very suspicious.