Saturday, 28 January 2012

Harry Redknapp can't spell

Harry Redknapp, as you may be aware, is currently in court answering charges of tax evasion.  In the last few days one of his main explanations for being incapable of committing such an act is that he can't spell.

Someone else made that jpeg, though it does bare an uncanny resemblance to that Rooney one I did a few months ago.  Ahhhh well.  Am I still annoyed at that?  Yes.  64 year old Harry Redknapp told the jury, or court, or ancient council:
 "I am completely and utterly disorganised. I am not going to fiddle taxes, I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me."
He added: "My accountant runs my life. I do not receive my wage slips, they go straight to him. I do not see bank statements. I've a big problem - I can't write."
He added: "I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell". (The Sun)
Redknapp also claims not to know what an email is or how those naked pictures of Megan Fox appeared on his iPad.  "They just appeared themselves din't they" he was rumoured to have said, "but I'm really glad most of those kind of sites worked a way around not having Flash.  Uhhh I mean what's Flash?"