Gary Cahill seems to be under the impression that just because you are being signed by a bigger club, they suddenly have to pay you 80 times the amount of your normal salary. This is not true.
According to some newspapers, Cahill has asked for £120,000 a week to sign for the Blues ahead of his £7million transfer from Bolton, when actually they only want to pay him £70,000. And whether any of this is true, I have not a scooby, because it turns out all you have to do to make up a football related transfer rumour is just post one on a website, and then it becomes a thing.
In our next article we discuss the emerging possibility of Darren Mackie becoming King of the Moon as part of his contract with Liverpool.