Firstly Zlatan Muslimovic from Champ Manger 01/02 fame. He is about 30 years old and looks like this -
Phillip Mulryne was an attacking midfielder who loved a goal. He actually started at Manchester United but moved to Norwich city to get a game. He used to look like this -
Injury ravaged his career. Well that and his fatness. After retiring, he thought long and hard about what he wanted to do with the rest of his days. Then decided he wanted to become a Catholic Priest which I didn't see coming, especially after I googled "Phillip Mulryne" and some heavily-breasted, vacuous tart came up as the fourth image result.
Becoming a Catholic Priest doesn't just involve developing a deep love of all things God made like impressionable male children. You actually have to get a degree, which consists of two years of philosophy and four years of theology. Fair play to Phil for actually finding his "true calling" because it certainly makes a change from the usual alcohol, drug and gambling addictions that most retired footballers take up full-time after they stop playing. Different? Yes. More fun? Probably not.