From the day he arrived on the planet and blinking, stepped into the sun, Demba Ba has seen himself score more goals for Newcastle than anyone thought they could see. He's done more than ever could have been done... without him. But with the sun rolling high in the Newcastle sky, Alan Pardew wants to keep his favourite player. IN THE CIRCLE OF LIFE! AND IT MOVES US AAALLLLLL THROUGH DESPAIR AND HOPE, THROUGH FAITH AND LOOOOOVE
TILL WE FIND OUR PLAAAAACE. ON THE PATH UNWINDING YEEEEEAAAHHH!
ITS THE DEMBAAAAAAAA..... THE DEMBA BAAAAAA
Available for £5million from all good football clubs called Newcastle United, according to Harry Redknapp.