David Beckham has ruled out a move to Paris Saint-Germain because Posh Spice hates French people. So I hear.
Beckham has cited 'family reasons' as to why he will not be joining the French side, which might come as slightly annoying news to them because they already printed 20,000 shirts with his name on the back. The midfielder will instead now probably stay at LA Galaxy since America is awesome and has this thing called 'the sun', which I'm led to believe is quite popular amongst many people. I'll believe it when I see it.