Professional basketball player from the 80s, Danny Wellbeck has royally pissed off Alex Ferguson by demanding that he be paid £60,000 every week just to sometimes play football for Manchester United.
The worst part is that this guy has been offered £45,000 but apparently that isn't enough to play for one of the biggest clubs in the world. Currently on a paltry £15,000 a week, Danny's negotiation staff, because he has those, are holding out for way more money as they reckon he'll be worth even more after Euro 2012 this summer once he's missed a penalty in the quarter final. That is the destiny of all England players. The Mirror even claims that Sunderland nearly pulled out of a move for him last year because his agents were such annoying cunts. They didn't word it quite like that but I guess I'm just really good with language in that way.