Thursday, 26 January 2012

Chelsea might sign Willian

Chelsea are reportedly in the hunt for Willian, one of those Brazilian players who looks really good on Football Manager.  He left Brazil at a young age for the riches of Russia or Ukraine, or one of those weird places and angry newspaper 'the Daily Mail' reckon that Chelsea have already tested the water with a £16.5m bid for him.



Willian is unashamedly whoring himself out to the London club because he's already got two friends there in Luiz and Ramires, Andre Villas-Boas is building something special and Chelsea have a culture of winning trophies. Yup, that's almost every box ticked.

Willian is not to be confused with will.i.am, who is of course the cool guy from The Black Eyed Peas. Will.i.am is one of those people who is amazing at everything, so I imagine if he did want to play for Chelsea he probably could after a few weeks of training. He's almost as cool as Andre 3000 from Outkast who could also definitely play professional football if the FA allowed him to wear a hat at all times.

I once saw a video of Snoop Dogg playing football with David Beckham where Snoop lost about a million cool points with every toe punt he made. It was truly hideous. I'm now just naming cool black people so I'll stop.

Obama always wins anyway.