Carlos Tevez seems to be edging closer to his likely departure to one of the Milan clubs by conversing over food at a table in a restaurant with Adriano Galliani, AC Milan's vice-president. The ritual is said to be called 'lunch'.
Man City have already made it quite clear that he isn't going on loan anywhere, so a transfer fee would need to be involved, adding to the already rather expensive cost of his wages - believed to be around £250,000 a week. I know what you're all thinking, and no I don't know what they had to eat but because it's in Italy I assume it was a pizza, or some pasta and garlic bread and not the entire of a wild board like Tevez is used to consuming in the morning when he wakes up.
After the lunch Tevez shuffled off back into the jungle. It was beautiful. Like a rainbow.