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It seems as if Lampard thinks he actually lives at Stamford Bridge and can't believe that he isn't the first name on the team sheet. "How dare someone new come along and change the way things used to be!" he cries while rubbing his throat to allow a tin of Quality Streets to glide down into his belly."[We can't] drop our standards and just think 'let's just fight for fourth' or whatever."We're too good for that. In my eyes we should be challenging for the top."
Yes, Chelsea should be challenging for the top, but in 2008 when their players were three years younger and weren't all acting like childish cunts. The Portuguese speaking players all seemed delighted in the 'not at all cringeworthy group hug' on Chelsea's sidelines yesterday, but apparently AVB doesn't talk to Lampard much. Probably because he's too busy eating pies. Because that's why he doesn't speak to him, you can't hear a thing above the tumble-dryer like noise of Lampard consuming pies. Have I made that joke before? Why am I always so mean about Frank Lampard? So many questions, so little time.