Friday, 20 January 2012

Aston Villa want standing areas at their stadium

Aston Villa have announced to their village that they plan to look into the possibility of maybe potentially looking into the chance of perhaps getting standing areas put into Villa Park.  Presumably so it looks more like people are interested.

The chief executive, Paul Faulkner, has addressed some of the Villa fans who want to be able to stand up since it really kills the atmosphere when every single time an attack breaks down at either end you sit down again.  Plus, everyone stands up anyway, so when you do want to sit down you can't see a fucking thing.  The downside of standing is of course that lots of people have died from being crushed to death, but since we now have things like computers and gameboys, I don't think it should be that hard to just work out a way to not overfill a stadium.

If there are 100 spaces and 99 people have tickets for these, you only have one space left.  Unless some of them are fat.  If you are fat you have no place at a football match.  That annoys me the most when annoying, obese mother fuckers yell abuse at some of the fittest athletes in the world.  And it's not just Frank Lampard, sometimes even people in the crowd do it too.  ZING!

So yeh something about Aston Villa.