|from the Guardian|
Women are also banned from the game because in Holland they believe in complete equality. Having seen many females attending football matches, I can confirm that they are just as aggressive and moronic as the men are. The difference being their chants and insults are delivered in a far higher pitch and therefore far more irritating manner.
Children will be able to attend the game for free, which gives them something to do rather than happy slap old people and drink cider at bus stops. Good luck getting their attention away from Facebook and Twitter on their iPhones. "Just missed another goal FML LOL", or something with far more creative spelling. I fucking hate young people and old people. Perhaps just people in general.