Friday, 6 January 2012

AFC breaking news: Foster Quits. Ryan Reynolds signs

Some news for Aberdeen fans, maybe some SPL fans? I can't imagine anyone else will care. Hot off the Twitter press - Ricky Foster is leaving Aberdeen to join Bristol City and Aberdeen have signed Ryan Reynolds.
(c) Scott Baxter
I think this is actually real news. Apart from the fact that it's on twitter and anyone else following Scott Burns on Twitter already knows about it. Aberdeen Captain Ricky Foster has "sensationally" quit the club for a "dream move" to Bristol City. Ricky Foster was born in Aberdeen and has played for Aberdeen his entire career. Well apart from that little loan move to our friends from Glasgow Rangers. Bristol City are currently 19th in the Championship, I know this because I checked. Call me skeptical but dream move? My arse.

£250,000 sounds like a small sum to our friends in England but up here in Scotland, that is the equivalent of about £10m to you. To replace Fozzie Bear Aberdeen will be bringing in defender Mark Reynolds on loan for the rest of the season and sadly not Hollywood hunk Ryan Reynolds that I had previously stated.  If all this proves to be false then don't blame me, I'm just blindly writing about what I read elsewhere. That is journalism at it's finest.

Here is Ryan Reynolds for all the ladies and men who appreciate a handsome chap. Boom.