Of course I am being hilariously sarcastic, Allardyce doesn't have any friends and everybody hates West Ham. Allardyce once said his management skills would be more suited for teams like Real Madrid than Bolton or Blackburn, after making himself look like a massive vagina, he used the good old "I was just joking" excuse, saying the comments were tongue in cheek. I found this quote from talksport -
“At the end of the day I work how I work, I say what I think. I give an opinion that people like or dislike. Im a bit Marmite-ish at the moment, you either love me or you hate me"In my opinion Allardyce is more like the block of cheese hiding at the back of your fridge. You completely forget it's there, then one day you open the door and you are confronted by it's offensive odour and appearance. Much like Allardyce's managerial career in the last few years, you quickly throw it in the bin and try to forget it ever happened but unfortunately the smell lingers around for days.
It would appear I'm typing too much tonight, I'll cover this next story quickly. Bellamy to be the next manager of Cardiff? Definitely not, he's 31, easily capable to play on at the top level and still on Man City's books making £90,000 a week. That was easy. I'll look a right twat if I'm wrong.