Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Yet another club to be bought by a billionaire

Every club needs a billionaire these days. The next club to lucky enough to get one will probably be French club Monaco.

Dmitry Rybolovlev plans to buy struggling club Monaco and pump his money into them and play a real life version of Football Manager.  Monaco used to be quite a big name in football but they are actually really, really shit these days, like really shit. They are bottom of the French second division with one win in sixteen games. They actually reached the final of the Champions League in 2004 but Mourinho's Porto shat all over their dreams before Jose threw his medal into the crowd and confirmed his place in FitbaThatba's heart.

Rybolovlev made his billions in fertilizer products so as you can imagine, this guy really knows how to party. He made the Forbes rich list top 100 last year. I have no idea how much money he has but I've heard he even has an electric toothbrush. Imagine that?