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This whole story reminds me of when I used to sneak headphones into school so I could listen to music during boring classes. We weren't allowed to but because I'm a fucking rebel I did it anyway by hiding one up the back of my jumper and through my sleeve so that when I leaned on one arm, as though I was resting my head, I could listen to one ear. If I sat in the corner of the room I could listen to both because one side was out of view from the teacher. That's honestly about as badass as I get. So anyway Stoke blah blah blah towels.