Why did I just google image search "ruptured testicle"? I don't think I'll ever sleep again. Dann actually played the entire 90minutes. What was he thinking? I suppose he wanted to prove his manliness after having a major part of his manliness destroyed. It really is an absolutely revolting injury. He is going to be out of action for 6 weeks but his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband probably won't touch him ever again.
In other Blackburn injury news, Gael Givet needs heart surgery after his heart had a spaz attack and decided to beat at 300bpm. That would be fine if he was a hummingbird but is quite dangerous for a human being. Blackburn's physio said he has never come across these two injury problems in all his years in football physio........ing. Steve Kean looks a bit like a ruptured testicle, he's also about as useful as one.