Thursday, 29 December 2011

Rich people have good parties

For those of you un-Scottish, you're really missing out on a hoot and a holler at New Year's Eve parties!  So I wouldn't recommend going to Roman Abramovich's bash where he's booked the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, or definitely not to Sheikh Mansour's because he only got Jay-Z and Kanye.

from 'sea' whatever the fuck that means
In our parties you get Irn Bru, crisps, girls that would be hot if they hadn't eaten too many crisps and Irn Bru and usually someone that nobody really likes but comes anyway and then spoils the mood, but then you all get drunk and the next day you're like "that wasn't that great really".  Abramovich is apparently paying £5million for The Red Hot Chilli Peppers to throw themselves around the place, and he's forgetting this isn't Halloween because no-one wants to see some skin found in a hospital waste bin stretched around a skeleton, and far less people want to see that puppet show sing 'Californication'.  Music is subjective though I guess.

The Sheikh is actually not throwing a New Year's Eve bash and is doing it for his wee niece who turns 16. Also because Arabian people don't believe in New Year - it's lost all it's meaning!  Damn Capitalism.  Does no-one celebrate the sacred rhythm of Hip Hop artists in Britain anymore?!!  What is this country?! I want out!