Raymond Verheijen is the current Wales assistant manager and don't even fucking try to pretend you knew that before. He wants the actual job now since the Gary Speed went and made us all upset by hanging himself.
The Dutchman says he's the man for the job since everyone knows what it is they are supposed to be doing anyway. It's a pretty full proof job application. Instead of a CV he just handed the Welsh FA a picture of the World Cup with his face photoshopped at the bottom. On the other side was a picture of the moon with his face photoshopped on it, just incase football managing doesn't work out and he fancies working at NASA for a bit. And they'd be fucking privileged to have him, too.