Friday, 2 December 2011

Rangers might get banned from Europe

Rangers might be banned from Europe which is good news for me but bad news for everyone that has anything to do with the club, since this is the equivalent of the four horsemen getting jobs looking after their bank account.


The possible ban stems from the Glasgow club breaching UEFA's new 'financial fair play' rules by publishing their accounts without getting an independent auditor to look at them first.  Rangers and Celtic both include 'money from Europe' in their yearly budget because there is more threat of the robot uprising than there is of anyone else finishing 2nd and 1st, so this would have a significant impact on a club already in trouble for not paying tax, like they were supposed to.  I'm excited but I can't tell if it's to have robot friends or no more Rangers.  I think robots.