So unlike what seems every other football website in the world, FIFA still haven't decided to help us go pro and advertise ALL OVER THE FUCKING PAGE and why would they when we keep promoting them for free? In this video Gerard Pique reveals that he doesn't want socks.
If I can get Kaka to play banjo on a music video at some point soon I will but the closest I'm probably going to get is Darren Mackie at Aberdeen's relegation party. Why wouldn't you party? At least we will have achieved something. I fully expect Craig Brown to reveal that he's actually been dead for the last ten years and this whole thing was a David Blaine illusion.