Luis Suarez has admitted a misconduct charge for flipping the bird at Fulham fans and the FA are really happy because they like banning him.
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The Uruguayan has been fined £20,000 and banned for one match following the gesture, which he made whilst leaving the pitch against the London side in a recent match. This will be added to the existing eight match ban that he earned for being racist. Liverpool were also fined £20,000 for failing to control their players and I think what this means is we should be injecting microchips in player's heads so that we can control everything they do on and off the pitch. It will be like a really awesome version of FIFA Be A Pro and GTA where people from Liverpool go around stealing cars, assaulting people and then racially abusing others, all in the name of fun.