Sunday, 4 December 2011
Joey Barton declares a truce with Newcastle
If there's one thing Joey Barton likes, it's not appearing in controversial news stories inspired by things he has mostly put out on Twitter like he does every single fucking day.
The most recent of the comments made by the QPR captain have concerned Newcastle United and in particular their casino loving chairman Derek Llambias. Apparently Joey doesn't like them and blah blah blah now they're friends again or something. I don't know why this is still news. Alan Pardew has managed the situation quite well so far by responding to any questions about it by screaming, pulling his trousers down and just shitting everywhere whilst punching himself in the face until the journalists leave him alone. That's actually why they have to do those UEFA badges. And now you know.