Thursday, 8 December 2011

Jermaine Jenas is injured

CALL THE FUCKING ARMY BECAUSE JERMAINE JENAS IS INJURED HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST

image from thisislondon.co.uk
In news that will send shivers down the spines of people all around the world, Jermaine Jenas has been injured for what could be up to six months.  The president has been informed and has already ordered advanced research on achilles tendon surgery so that his favourite midfielder can be rushed back to action and play for Aston Villa.  Aston Villa?  Does he play there?  Huh.

I really couldn't give two shits about this guy.