They are trying to make us be robots and tell you what you can say - which is nothing.
"The rules are so unclear. You're going to get a little robot.What I think he's trying to say is that we should replace boring lower division games with massive robot wars royal rumble controlled by footballers and based on their corresponding attributes. So Theo Walcott's robot would be really fast but explode when Neil Ruddock's bashes into it, and Sol Campbell's would try and have sex with other robots but do everything possible to hide it. Paul Ince's robot would turn up to the wrong stadium and Paul Gascoigne would just bring a horse with a cone stuck to its forehead, wearing a jet pack that he found in a pond for good measure.
Let's make this happen, people.