The Football Association has appointed a woman called Heather Rabbatts as its first female board member and before you ask, no she isn't hot.
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Despite sounding like a character in a Beatrix Potter story, Rabbatts has over 20 years of experience in executive and non-executive experience in public blah blah blah I can't even pretend to care about this. I'm glad that they finally hired a woman, but the fact that this is even news just shows how horribly sexist the entire sport and organisation is. As long as she doesn't start trying to put fucking candles everywhere and moaning when the other board members want to go out for drinks with their friends like I should have been allowed to last night.