Sunday, 18 December 2011

Daniel van Buyten is powerful

A new breed of super human has arisen in Belgium where Bayern Munich defender Daniel van Buyten has finally harnessed the raw power of kicking things so hard they explode.  Like footballs.  KABLAH!

This terrifying footage was captured by FC Cologne insurgents as they recorded Bayern's supernatural strength for the rest of the world to realise and hopefully begin preparations to prevent invasion.  Although history books show that Belgium is really gay and made out of chocolate and farts, they have slowly churned out van Buyten, Kompany and the Verminator, proving that planet earth must finally take note and prepare to do battle.  The biggest problem we have is that no European born man has ever moved to Germany and then tried to achieve world domination so we don't have any lessons to learn from.  Curse you history!