According to my sources, which up till now have been wrong 100% of the time, Carlos Tevez is set to move to Tottenham Hotspur in January.
This comes from the friend of a friend who knows some agent who knows stuff and Harry Redknapp has been all like 'we need to sign someone proper top drawer' or 'we need a MEGA signing' and so this would fit in quite well. I bet absolutely everyone would be delighted to have this cunt in their team. I heard that this Christmas he got bored of eating the turkey so he just picked up and smashed it over his wife's head, screaming "TURKEY VENGEANCE" while he did it, except probably in Spanish. So like "EL TURKEY VENGANENCO" which I'm pretty sure is how I think they say that well known phrase there.