Monday, 12 December 2011

Bendtner can't afford a pizza

Mild, modest and ultimate professional Nicklas Bendtner was back in Denmark over the weekend and made a royal tit of himself.


Currently out of action with a groin injury, Nicklas demonstrated nae class in a local pizza shop. He went out on the piss in Copenhagen, at the end of the night he went for some standard greasy, drunk munch. Unfortunately for him, his credit card was declined. After trying and failing to get the pizza for free, he used all his cunning -
"Don't you know who I am? I can buy the whole pizzeria."
The response was essentially "we don't give a fuck who you are, no money, no pizza". After suitably embarrassing himself, two young girls took pity on Nicklas and paid for his food. Bendtner is a millionare, think about that. It makes me vomit in my mouth a little bit. According to the mirror, one on looker said -
"He was f***ing arrogant acted as if he owned the place. All the people just stood and looked at each other and shook their heads over the way he behaved."
I read this article on the Mirror's website and thought, "what a prick". Then I realised that Bendtner doesn't give a shit what anyone thinks, he probably used his massively inflated head to float him and those two girls home where he banged all night and then had cold pizza for breakfast. He wins.