This rumour has appeared quite a lot recently so I think it's about time we told you about it. Lukas Podolski is on Arsene Wenger's Christmas list this year! For Arsenal, he doesn't want him to dance naked in his house or anything.
Wenger is eyeing up a potential £15 million move for the forward, who is one of those players you always forget about until an international tournament and then he's incredibly ace. The 26 year old has scored 14 goals in 15 games this year so fits right in with the RVP school of football, which is to essentially be so good it's almost cheating. A front four of RVP, Gervinho, Walcott and Podolski actually sounds pretty bad ass and is certainly much better than Bendtner, Chamakh and Arshavin. I wouldn't sign any of those guys unless it was to collect dead bodies in my old village, because for some reason that's what my brain came up with when I was trying to think of any sort of punchline to end this story.