Thursday, 15 December 2011

Andy Carroll is getting a boner. Wait, I meant bonus

I'm sure we can all agree that Andy Carroll has worked really hard this year and to reward this, Liverpool are giving him a £150,000 loyalty bonus, according to The Daily Mail.  That's a "loyalty bonus" for Andy Carroll.


For all I know, this guy could have been drinking shampoo for the last six months because his contribution to Liverpool has been to 'turn up' and 'try and score now and again', rather than actively trying to help Liverpool's campaign hopes.  Which now I think about it are probably to 'turn up' and 'score now and again' so this guy is a real genius.  I don't understand how doing the bare minimum in your job is worthy of a loyalty bonus, let alone a very expensive one, but I'll leave that to whoever is in charge at Liverpool.  Whenever I suggest business ideas to my employers it's all "that's illegal" or "that isn't supposed to go inside a human".  Jeez guys, lighten up.